The CTFD Parenting Method


This stands for Calm The Fuck Down.

Examples of this method in action:

 

Baby wakes up early from a nap? I need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Baby won’t take her bottle? I need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Baby only wants to be carried and will cry bloody murder if she’s put down? I need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

 

All things that have happened to me today, by the by. And I have NOT calmed the fuck down.

 

 

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