I love my daughter, so very much, and in my eyes, she is so beautiful.
But I know that she looks like a dude. A small dude.
So many times, I’ve been out with my baby and someone approaches me and is like,
“oh my, what a cute baby! What is his name?”
“What a handsome fella!”
“It’s a boy, right?”
WRONG, person-i-now-dislike, SHE IS A GIRL.
So, to help people out, I’ve started dressing Olive in over-the-top pink ensembles and I almost never, ever, leave the house without her hair accessories. I have SO MANY, it’s a little embarrassing. But, it really helps!
Here, she looks like a boy:
But here, with an appropriately placed hair accessory, SHE IS NOW A GIRL!
Hairclip = GIRL!
Bonnet = Feminine!
GIGANTIC FLOWER AS BIG AS HER FACE = TOTALLY FEMALE!
If you have a baby, and she’s a rather handsome looking girl, just slap on a few hair thing-a-ma-jigs and you’re good to go. And if people STILL think you have a boy….well they can just go to hell.